Friday, November 10, 2006

Shower trauma

About a week ago when I was in the shower, I noticed the conditioner was just about gone. I made a mental note to pick some up the next time I was at the store.

The next day I was in the shower when I realized I had not gotten a replacement bottle of conditioner. I also noticed that it was time for new blades on my razor. I knew because my armpits were not as smooth as I like them to be.

It's now been a week. Today my shower consisted of me turning the near empty conditioner bottle over while I was washing my hair so that the last drops would fall into the cap. After I had that tiny amount of conditioner in my hand, I then proceeded to shake the bottle violently to get more out. This always turns into a mess because hardly any ended up in my hand. Most of it landed in streaks on my shower wall. I was desperate so I wiped as much as I could off the wall and rubbed it into my hair. Then it was time to shave. I'll spare you the details but the result is some massive razor burn. Boy, did it sting to put deodorant on!

The only time I remember to get new conditioner and razor blades is when I'm in the shower. This doesn't do me any good. Needless to say, when it's out of sight, it's out of mind.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't you hate it when your in the shower and realize that the soap is gone? You know that you have more in the linen closet, but by that point you are all wet and its too late. I always think replacing it after my shower but seem to forget, so sure enough the next day, its the same story again. (shampoo makes a great soap alternative)